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Gotta have the Corned Beef!

 

 

Paleo Colcannon and Corned Beef

From Cindy’s Table at http://www.cindystable.com/ Visit her site for some AMAZING Paleo recipes!

 

Ingredients:

1 head of cauliflower, cut into florets
4 tablespoons organic butter
1 clove garlic, minced
1 head of kale or other greens, cut into pieces
1 1/4 low sodium chicken broth
1 teaspoon sea salt
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
2-3 pounds of corned beef (brisket)
Handful of peppercorns
4 scallions, finely chopped
Chopped parsley leaves, for garnish

Directions:

1.) In a pot with a steamer add about 1/4 of water. Add cauliflower and steam for 20-25 minutes. Drain into a colander then to a large bowl and using a fork, mash completely. In the same pot add butter, garlic then kale (or other greens) and add to the pan over medium heat.

2. ) Gradually add chicken broth and add the mashed cauliflower to the pot. Keep warm in the pot until you are ready to serve. Right before you are ready to add to the platter add the scallions and combine into the cauliflower mixture.

3.) Place brisket and brine in large heavy bottom stock pot on medium high heat. Add 2 quarts water and whole peppercorns to pot and heat bring to a boil.

4.) Reduce to a low simmer and simmer covered for 3 hours. Keep an eye on it as you may need to add more water during the cooking process. The brisket will be done when it is fork tender.

5.) Take brisket out of the pan but keep some of the water if you are not serving immediately so it does not dry out.
**An alternative way to cook the brisket is to add 1/2 slow cooker of water (or chicken broth) and cook on low for 4-6 hours. Don’t forget the peppercorns.

6.) When you are ready to serve start by spreading the cauliflower mixture to the bottom of the platter then add sliced brisket on next.

7.) Garnish with chopped fresh parsley.

8.) Kick back with your delish dish and a Guinness (shhh… we won’t tell!)

 

Or, alternatively, try this one:

Crock pot Corned Beef and Cabbage

 

Ingredients:

2-3 lb corned beef brisket with spice packet
2 C carrots (baby or regular sized cut into 2 inch pieces)
1 large onion cut into wedges
1 head cabbage cut into wedges
3 C warm water
1/2 C apple cider vinegar
2 Tbs honey

 

Directions:

1.) In a crock pot mix water, vinegar, honey and spices from corned beef package.

2.) Mix in the onions then lay brisket on top of onions.

3.) Cover and cook on low for 5 hours adding warm water as needed.

4.) Add carrots and cook on low for 1 hour.

5.) Add cabbage and cook on low for 20 minutes or until cabbage and carrots are tender.

 

 

And the soda bread…

“May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light,
May good luck pursue you each morning and night.”
~Irish Blessing

Paleo/Primal Irish Soda Bread

 

Ingredients:

2 C Almond Flour
1/2 C coconut flour (can use all almond flour instead)
1/4 tsp salt
1 1/2 tsp baking soda
1/2 C raisins
2 Eggs
1/4 C coconut or almond milk
2 Tbs apple cider vinegar

 

Directions:

1.) Mix all dry ingredients in a large bowl. In another bowl mix all wet ingredients

2.) Mix wet ingredients into dry. Add more milk or flour as needed to form a slightly crumbly dough.

3.) Form dough into a disk shape then using a knife cut an X shape across the disk.

4.) Bake for about 25 minutes at 350 degrees.

 

And dessert!

 

St. Patrick’s Day Paleo Pistachio Ice Cream [recipe]

By Pistachio Queen


Find out how to make this St Patrick’s Day Paleo Pistachio Ice Cream with this recipe from Pure Eats – Go Gourmet Paleo!

 

pistachio ice cream

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You will need
Rubber spatula
Whisk
Blender
Food processor
Bowls
Saucepot
Strainer
Ice cream machine

There are two parts to the ice cream. The pistachio paste and the custard sauce (creme anglaise).

Ingredients:
1 can light coconut milk
1 can coconut milk
2 egg yolks
¾ cup date paste*
1 vanilla bean (2 inches long)
1¼ cup Wonderful Pistachios – Roasted & Unsalted
4 tsp fresh lemon juice

* Date Paste
1 cup pitted dates
Water as needed
– Blend until thick and paste-like consistency

Pistachio Paste
1. Chop ¼ cup of the shelled pistachios in a food processor. You want a fine powder with some chunks of pistachios.
2. Heat half the can of the full coconut milk with the ground pistachios. Simmer for about 5 minutes until the mixture thickens. Place in a bowl and mix in 2 tablespoons of the date paste and chill.

Custard:
1.) Scrape the vanilla bean and the pod into the remaining coconut milk, including the light coconut milk, in a medium size saucepan. Heat just to boiling.

2.) Remove from heat and whisk a few tablespoons of the cream into the yolk mixture. (Make sure to whisk the yolks first before pouring the cream). Then, gradually add back to the remaining cream, whisking constantly.

3.) Heat the cream over medium heat just below boiling point. Do not boil or the eggs will curdle. Check to see if it is the right consistency by holding the spatula sideways that is covered with the custard and run your finger along the back of the spatula.  If the streak remains without the cream running down through the streak, it is ready.

4.) Immediately remove from the heat and pour through the strainer into a bowl.

5.) Mix in the lemon juice. Whisk in the date paste. Mix in the pistachio paste. Chill.

6.) While this is chilling, get crackin’. You will need to chop 1 cup of pistachios. Then, mix into the ice cream mixture.

I like to refrigerate the mixture overnight for the flavors to fully develop.  Once it is chilled, it’s ready to go into the ice cream machine.

Yields 2 quarts

YUM! Enjoy!

Will You Be Mine, Paleo Valentine?

Think it’s just some lame Hallmark holiday? Have you been cutting hearts out of construction paper and tracing cupids on doilies for weeks? Love it or hate it, Valentine’s Day is a free pass to love and how better to show you’ve been thinking about this since the Paleo Challenge started you care than with some chocolatey Paleo treats?! We found these tasty concoctions on The Internets. Take ’em out for a spin, Paleo Valentine!

(If none of these recipes suit your fancy, check out our own Diane Frampton’s book Eat Well, Feel Good: Practical Paleo Living. There’s a whole BUNCH of chocolatey delight in those pages. Flip through the copy at GymCore then order it here!)

Chocolate & Coconut Covered Bacon

Courtesy of Paleo Dish dot Com

 

You heard us right.

Ingredients:

  • 1 pound of good quality bacon
  • 2-ish bars of Green & Black’s 85% Organic Dark Chocolate 
  • A handful of unsweetened shredded coconut or crushed raw macadamia nuts (I have tried both). You can buy Bob’s Red Mills raw shredded at coconut at Market Basket. Costs about $8-$10 and you get a TON of it!
  • A few tbsp of coconut butter

How To:

  • Cook bacon in frying pan on medium to high heat, until crispy (I had to do this in a couple batches)
  • Remove from heat and plate to cool for a few minutes
  • In the meantime… Melt dark chocolate in a double boiler (avoid burning the chocolate) – stirring frequently
  • When completely melted, take a pair of thongs and fully immerse the slice of bacon in the chocolate sauce
  • When coated, place on a baking pan lined with parchment paper
  • Sprinkle with shredded coconut and place in the fridge to cool for 10-15 minutes
  • While it is solidifying in the fridge, melt some coconut butter (manna), by placing the jar in boiling water
  • Once melted, take a few tbsp and spoon it into a Ziploc bag
  • Take the chocolate covered bacon out of the fridge, snip a tiny hole in the corner of the Ziploc bag and drizzle lightly with coconut butter
  • Place back into the fridge and let cool once again (doesn’t take long to solidify)
  • When ready remove bacon strips from parchment paper and plate
  • Give one to your honey or keep them to yourself and enjoy!

 

 

Chocolate and Raspberry Pot de Crème

Courtesy of The Food Lovers Primal Palate dot Com

Ingredients:

  • 6 oz 85% dark chocolate, chopped into bite-sized pieces
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1 cup of coconut milk, scalded
  • Fresh raspberries for garnish

How To:

  1. Blend chopped dark chocolate, eggs, and vanilla in a high speed blender until smooth.
  2. In a small saucepan heat coconut milk until almost boiling, you will see steam rising from the milk, but it should not be bubbling yet.
  3. Slowly pour the scalded coconut milk into the blender and blend until smooth.
  4. Place 4 fresh raspberries in the bottom of four 8 oz souffle dishes.
  5. Pour chocolate cream mixture into the souffle dishes over the raspberries.
  6. Cover each dish and chill in the refrigerator for two hours.
  7. Garnish with shaved dark chocolate and a fresh raspberry.

 

 

Paleo Red Velvet Whoopie Pies

Courtesy of Health-Bent dot Com

 

Yield: About 24 cookies or 12 cookie sandwiches

Ingredients

For the Cookies

  • 2 c almond flour*
  • 1/4 c cocoa powder
  • 1/2 c full fat, canned coconut milk
  • 2 eggs
  • 1/4 c sugar
  • 1 T vanilla extract
  • 1 1/2 t baking soda
  • 1/2 t baking powder
  • Red food coloring (You choose what you want to use. Beet juice is the hippie way, otherwise just use liquid or gel, until you like the color you see.)

For the Filling

  • 3/4 c palm shortening**
  • 3 T coconut oil
  • 1 t vanilla extract
  • 3 T powdered sugar, or any liquid sweetener***

How to:

Set your oven to 350ºF. Whisk together all the cookie ingredients. Use a cookie scoop to dollop the batter in uniform sizes (important for the art of sandwich cookie making), onto a parchment or silicone lined baking sheet. Depending on the size of your cookie/baking sheet, this took two batches. Bake for about 15 minutes.

For the filling

Beat all ingredients together in a mixer. It may appear crumbly at first, but give it some time and eventually the shortening will start to get fluffy like butter. This should take about 3-5 minutes.

Once the cookies are 100% cool (Do not rush this, unless you enjoy wasting things.), use a small off-set spatula, or a spoon, to scoop some filling onto one of the cookies. Spread the filling around the surface of the cookie, top with another cookie and immediately put it into your mouth.

The filling does get hard in the refrigerator, so it’d be best to fill the cookies right before you plan to eat/serve. You could, of course heat the refrigerated cookie sandwiches in the microwave for a few seconds to soften everything up a bit.

*We just re-ordered some Honeyville almond flour. They’ve milled it down finer than previous batches we’ve purchased. Hands down, way better than before and way better than (and cheaper than) Bob’s Red Mill. These cookies really, truly had a baked texture similar to what you’d get with flour. Highly recommend this almond flour!

**Palm shortening is a tropical, non-hydrogenated, trans-fat free, flavorless, similar to butter, budget friendly fat source. They sell it at most health food stores.

***Why liquid if you don’t use powdered sugar? Granulated sugar didn’t dissolve when we made these, so the texture was oddly crunchy…definitely still edible, just crunchy.

 

 

Snow’s A Comin’… Maybe! Get Cozy With Some Paleo Nosh: Slow-Cooker Bison Stew

bowl of bison stew

Photo courtesy of the original post at BlissTree.com.

 

Read the whole post here and learn a few factoids about why bison is superior to beef!

 

Slow-Cooker Bison Stew

Ingredients:
1 pound ground bison
5 carrots, sliced
2-3 medium yukon gold sweet potatoes, sliced (Yukon golds? More like yukon yucks if you ask us. If you’re strict Paleo, omit potatoes all together. The stew will still turn out great.)
1 (28 ounce) can organic crushed tomatoes
1 (6 ounce) can tomato paste
1/2 yellow onion, chopped
4 cups water
4 cloves chopped garlic
2 teaspoons paprika
2 teaspoons thyme
1 teaspoon sage
salt + pepper to taste

Preparation:

1. Brown bison meat on stove. Drain. (Optional to drain it. Bison is pretty lean and adding that fat in the stew is not a bad idea.)

2. Combine bison with all other ingredients in slow cooker.

3. Cook on high for at least 2 hours, then on low for 1-3 more hours. Alternately, you could cook solely on low for a longer time period, say if you want to get the stew going before you leave for work go outside and do some tabata snow shoveling in the morning and have the stew for lunch that afternoon.

OR…

If you’ve become a total wuss because 55 degrees is the new 25 (polar bears are losing their homes but really it’s hard to not be a fan of this. Like, what’s seasonal affective disorder?) then stay inside, pretend it’s not snowing, and dream of more temperate climates with this video.

 

Because You’re Going To Anyways… Paleo Cocktails

You can just hear her now, right? If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it, too?

Well, Mum… No, we wouldn’t. At least we don’t like to think so. But that’s just what can happen during the holidays. Sugar and alcohol are EVERYWHERE, sometimes together. Here’s the thing: You don’t have to throw all your hard work out the window nor become the neighborhood Grinch and miss out on the festivus. We’re here to help keep you honest with some paleo cocktail recipes so you, too, can (eat), drink and be merry this holiday season. Add Grampa’s “one and done” rule to these guys and you’ll soar into the New Year like the rock star CrossFitter you are!

 

Appearing in order of paleo-friendliness

Nor-Cal Margarita**Make this a Nor-Shore Margarita by adding smashed cranberries or pure cranberry juice!**

1-2 ounces of tequila (something better than bottom shelf)
Juice and pulp of 1/2 lime
Top off with club soda to taste

Read some nutrition geek fun facts about why this drink is so wonderful here.

 

Paleo Screwdriver
1-2 ounces of vodka
Squeeze the juice from one orange

 

Vodka and Club Soda
1-2 ounces of vodka
Top off with club soda

*Definitely add some cranberry mash to this one, or it just ain’t gonna be much fun.

 

Gin Rickey
2 ounces of gin
Juice of 1 lime
Top off with club soda
Lime wedge for garnish

 

Rum and Coconut Water
1-2 ounces of Rum (light or dark, but not spiced)
Juice of a lime wedge
Top off with coconut water (regular or flavored)

 

 

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